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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Conversations with Christine: Green Eggs & Ham Edition

via text this morning:

Christine: Hola!

Me:  Hola!  Te gustan huevos verdes y jambon?

Christine: No Sam I am!

Me: In a house?  With a mouse?

Christine: I would eat them off of a really hot guy's washboard abs.

Me: What if he has a super thick happy trail?

Christine: LMAO

Monday, April 12, 2010

Christine's Urban Dictionary Submission

If you're unfamiliar with the website UrbanDictionary.com, you should definitely take a look.  It's kinda like most wikis, but far more useless.  People can submit definitions and they are accepted whether they are valid or not.  I tried to submit one for my friend Christine and she tried to submit one for me, but we were both rejected.  Here was my submission for "Christine":

Christine
A name given by parents who can't commit to adding and "a" at the end, thereby making it Christina. They prefer only two syllables.
"I really would like to name my baby Christina, but what happens when I'm tired and breathless after beating her? Christine would be much easier to say."
by hamsterkitten on Apr 9, 2010 tags: cara, orville, krystyn, crab rangoon

and her submission for "Cara":

Cara
Woman who loves animals, including dogs, cats, poultry, rodents and tsunamis. Goes out of her way to rescue abused ducks and maggot-infested cats. Has her friends' backs while harboring a deep, yet justified, distrust of authority. Possesses cool tattoos, a superb intelligence, and can write brilliantly funny things on a moment's notice. If a person makes you laugh your ass off and then offers you oreos from her Lunchable, you shall call that person Cara.
example:
Cara: I keep having this nightmare that Professor Smith shows up with my husband's redneck friends, but instead of trying to shoot my cats, he makes coffee in my kitchen!

Christine: *laughs uncontrollably*

Cara: Here, want some oreos?

Christine: Thanks, Cara!

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

My Weird Dream: Three's Not Company

I have dreams almost every night.  Some are extremely mundane and others are very bizarre and detailed.  I had this dream over the weekend and was just telling my friend Christine about it and she said I should turn it into a book, but I decided to blog about it instead.

So in my dream, Christine and I were actresses along with the dude who plays Jason Morgan (Steve Burton) on General Hospital.  We were on this drama where the three of us lived together and were all in a weird polygamist (without the marriage) relationship because Christine and I were both dating  Steve's character.  She played a doctor and I was a freeloader.  Steve was a renegade, lol.  So on the show, Christine's character gets non-terminal lung cancer and the radiation makes her sterile.  My character becomes pregnant and her character is extremely jealous.

Outside of the show in our real life, it's pretty much the same scenario.  We are in the same relationship except we are all actors.  Christine can't have  kids anymore and Steve really wants children.  I become pregnant and Steve and I decide that we are going to go become a couple exclusively and ask Christine to leave, but I am afraid to tell her that I'm pregnant or that we're "leaving" her because she is already mad about it happening in the storyline.

If I were to interpret this dream myself, it would be quite easy:

1) I watch too much General Hospital.
2) Christine and I spend too much time together, lol.

I think I'm going to start  writing down my dreams because Christine told me I should.  And my friend Marc alleges that he will psychoanalyze them for me.